Oh haaaai that’s me
steal her style: too turnt
wren leopard shorts ($170)
american apparel crop top ($24)
vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)
alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)
smirnoff vodka ($18)
Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
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me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
You don’t know my life.
are you crying
nah i yawned
being 20+ on tumblr
Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on
when bae sets up a surprise date <3