jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

mackenziefrenzie:

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

natemackinns:

do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."