working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr)

posted1 day ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 133,816 notes   

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super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

You don’t know my life.

posted1 day ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 113,191 notes   

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50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

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posted3 days ago / 30 Aug 2014 with 92,276 notes   

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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(Source: wif2)

posted4 days ago / 29 Aug 2014 with 712,617 notes   

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angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

posted5 days ago / 28 Aug 2014 with 192,236 notes   

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(Source: kiekstn)

posted5 days ago / 28 Aug 2014 with 507,363 notes   

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disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

posted5 days ago / 28 Aug 2014 with 104,521 notes   

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stripperina:

xxbellaxy:

seaking:

slay me

This guy needs to become a stripper. 

This guy needs to become my husband.

Marry me.

(Source: chriscanandwill)

posted1 week ago / 25 Aug 2014 with 512,686 notes   

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(Source: epic-humor)

posted1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 39,514 notes   

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mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

(Source: husssel)

posted1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 128,405 notes   

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Babe.

posted1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 1 note      reblog

zebrahearts:

So I know a lot of people on here don’t really know me that well, but the last two weeks I have gone through a lot and I just wanted to thank the people who messaged me with kind words and told me they were going to pray for everything that was going on. It seems to be getting better it will take about a month to know for sure. So again thank you and I will keep you updated.

posted1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 2 notes   

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So I know a lot of people on here don’t really know me that well, but the last two weeks I have gone through a lot and I just wanted to thank the people who messaged me with kind words and told me they were going to pray for everything that was going on. It seems to be getting better it will take about a month to know for sure. So again thank you and I will keep you updated.

posted1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 2 notes      reblog

nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story

(Source: idkgifss)

posted1 week ago / 20 Aug 2014 with 555,007 notes   

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if anyone wants to pay my student fees this semester that would be great!!! $100, anything helps, im too poor for this right now,

posted1 week ago / 20 Aug 2014 with 0 notes      reblog
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