diaryofabrokegirl:

Oh haaaai that’s me

posted2 days ago / 19 Oct 2014 with 1 note   

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bibleslut:

steal her style: too turnt

wren leopard shorts ($170)

american apparel crop top ($24)

vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)

alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)

smirnoff vodka ($18)

posted4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 51,661 notes   

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(Source: erisender)

posted4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 309,851 notes   

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

posted4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 167,380 notes   

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posted4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 637,863 notes   

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dirkstridersbraces:

WLECOME TO THE JAM

(Source: megazord)

posted4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 94,577 notes   

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time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

posted4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 152,236 notes   

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

posted1 month ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 172,640 notes   

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super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

You don’t know my life.

posted1 month ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 178,272 notes   

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50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

image

posted1 month ago / 30 Aug 2014 with 96,952 notes   

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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(Source: spoopywif2)

posted1 month ago / 29 Aug 2014 with 819,760 notes   

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angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

posted1 month ago / 28 Aug 2014 with 197,306 notes   

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(Source: kiekstn)

posted1 month ago / 28 Aug 2014 with 577,767 notes   

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disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

posted1 month ago / 28 Aug 2014 with 190,080 notes   

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stripperina:

xxbellaxy:

seaking:

slay me

This guy needs to become a stripper. 

This guy needs to become my husband.

Marry me.

(Source: chriscanandwill)

posted1 month ago / 25 Aug 2014 with 528,247 notes   

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